[SOMEBODY'S PISSED ABOUT THE FLOOD. His voice is tight with barely concealed rage.]

How many of you honestly believe the Barge is for redemption? I'm curious to see the disparity between wardens and inmates. I wonder, which side is more deluded.

...

And somebody take this mongoose before I kill it.

[Private to Franklin]I want it. Let's make ( Read more... )

[SAY HELLO TO REX. He's wearing a name tag that says "Richard," which is, incidentally, his real name. He's hiding in the store room of the coffee shop, surrounded by COFFEE BEANS GALORE. Also, those who are particularly attentive may notice the rudimentary beginnings of a doomsday device of some kind in the background, cobbled together from ( Read more... )

[THE VIDEO FUNCTION IS ON MORE OR LESS ACCIDENTALLY. Oh look, there's Rex. Why does he seem to be moving and carrying himself in a very... feminine way?

Well, say hi to Chicomecoatl (SEVEN SNAKES), who was drawn to her particular vessel through a hideous error, brought on by a cosmic miscommunication regarding Rex and his precious coatl. So, ( Read more... )

Disregard everything that was said while I was under the influence of mistletoe. [Pause.] Especially the part about forgiveness. As the Barge has taught us, forgiveness is best left earned, rather than guaranteed. Grovelling would be a sufficient start.

( PRIVATE TO SANTA )

Have any of you ever truly experienced the act of discovery? The culmination of months, years, decades of work, accumulating data, refining your research, building from theorems, pulling together notes and schematics and blueprints... all in pursuit of that one... perfect moment of payoff ( Read more... )

[The camera clicks on, suddenly and without warning, thanks to a lab mouse-- or, well, specifically, an electric lab mouse, because Rex BRILLIANTLY left the communicator too close to its cage, and the mouse's electrical pulses just... whatever, fake science, it turned on the communicator. Consider this revenge for the animal testing, Rex ( Read more... )

[So, Rex has just thrown a hissyfit in light of Bruce Banner leaving. There's a crash, as his communicator hits the wall and turns on ( Read more... )

Ahhh, [VILLAINOUS CHUCKLE.] Pleasantville. What a fantastic film, reveling in the true ugliness of human nature. I don't believe I've seen anything so cynical... so honest in a long time. Well done, Hayley, in introducing me to it. It may have just usurped my former favorite. The sheer destruction, the rage against anything different... [AHHH ( Read more... )

[ROS IS SO LAZY, so instead of writing this whole post out or BSing it, I'm just going to describe to you what Rex's post is ( Read more... )

[THIS POST IS BACKDATED TO THE NIGHT OF THIS HIDEOUS LOG. Anyway, when Rex speaks up, he... well, he doesn't sound like Rex. He sounds like lol idk Zooey Deschanel. Your call if your character traces the post back to his journal, or if they think he's a SHINY NEW GIRL ( Read more... )